From the fun to the disturbing to the sublime, here are a few interesting tidbits of the latest news that falls under the umbrella of the ‘sexual’ in some way or another.

In the “You say potato I say shut the fuck up” category:

Taking off from our considerable and consistent culture worry over the big “gender rights” question, the toy company Hasbro announced a rethinking of its “Mr.” and “Mrs.” Potato Head designations. They are releasing a new playset this fall without the Mr. or Mrs. tag so kids can mix and match any gender of potato they want or make their potato genderless. In the playsets where the Mr. and Mrs. are still used, the gender designations will not be as prominently printed as they once were.

In the “No Shit” category: 

Actress Rosamund Pike, star of Gone Girl and many other movies, claims her breasts were photoshopped quite a bit bigger on the movie poster for Johnny English (Reborn). Not that she’s surprised, or any of us should be actually, but this is one of the few times a major Hollywood actress really has publicly discussed what is a common practice.

In the “OnlyFans Is Not Only For Pro’s” category:

Sacramento mom Crystal Jackson took to OnlyFans about a year ago (she first posted on Reddit) looking to turn-on her husband of 14 years by posting “pin-up” type pics and sexy stories. “Mrs. Poindexter,” as she is known presently on OnlyFans, currently man’s an empire, with her husband taking her pictures, where the couple brings in over $100,000 a year.

But a dad in Jackson’s close-knit, religious community found her pics, outed her identity, and caused the community to rise in outrage over what Mr. and Mrs. Jackson are doing. The Sacred Heart Parish church and the school, of which the Jackson’s are members and their kids attend the school there, have expelled the kids and sent this to the family:

“Your apparent quest for high-profile controversy in support of your adult website is in direct conflict with what we hope to impart to our students and is directly opposed to the policies laid out in our Parent/Student Handbook. We therefore require that you find another school for your children and have no further association with ours.”

In the “Careful Who You Work For” category: 

A Frankfort, Germany man was caught allegedly filming up the skirt of female employees at his restaurant, Parmesans Wood Stone Pizza. It seems Michael Papandrea somehow mounted a camera on his shoe and secretly videotaped up the skirts of his female employees without their knowledge. Catching the man video-taping eight ladies, the lawsuit claims a bulk of Papandrea’s victims were underage, as young as 14. Lawyers for the alleged victims, in this case, claim that Papandrea took more than 24,000 photographs and videos over a decade, and his victims could number over 500!

In the “Stuff happens in Jersey other than ‘Jersey Shore’” category:

New Jersey resident, Angela Anderson has certainly used her imagination well after losing her job at a hotel. She has taken to designing a variety of face masks, that smell, well…like pussy. Her “Coronopussy” company saw a rabid demand for her first run of over 500 masks in a 24-hour period, selling her out actually. (Working hard for quality control does take time to not only stitch the mask but a good two hours or so for application of the specific lady part so the mask’s aroma will not quickly disappear for the customer who buys it).

Angie is now producing another run of masks and she claims that a penis-scented mask is coming.

Find Angie and Coronapussy on Instagram@angie.coronapussy.