THE SEX FILES: The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody
I’m going to be catching-up on some movie and movie related stuff for the next few columns here, so sit back, relax and read on my little droogs…
In light of the terrible tragedy surrounding the recent release of the latest and last Dark Knight movie, itâs nice to see some naughty levity aimed at the franchise in The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody, from the company known for parodies, VIVID. Directed by the always spot-on Axel Braun, once again we have some super cool costumes, creepy sets, rather perfect performances and even some decent fight scenes in a sexual romp that sees Batman hooking-up with Catwoman, The Joker having his way with Batgirl and Bane, Batmanâs major arch nemesis here showing why he is the baddest bad ass in Gotham.
Braun seems to relish oral sex in this movie (girls giving, guys receiving) above all other actsâŠthough there are other acts that happen here certainly. Really, just the talented Batgirl alone, played by the adorable Penny Pax, who displays how and for how long she can manage to satisfy Brendon Millerâs version of Heath Letherâs Joker, is amazing. In their sex scene and quite a few others, Braun seems to really like to stretch the sex action as well as actually stretch the costumes the female stars are wearing as the men bare quite a bit while taking their women through crotch-less Unitards with Lycra tops almost always still fastened across heaving bosoms. It makes a latex/rubber/uniform fetishists mouth waterâŠnot that I would know anything about this of course.
The dialogue and story are pretty much paper-mache like fare, as youâd expect, but the bodies on the actors here, especially the equipment Giovanni Francescoâs Batman sports under his utility belt, would put the fear of God into any arch villain.
The end is rather abrupt, but at least the story action; the girl-on-girl-on-Bane threesome that ends the movie though is pretty hot!
If youâre looking for some chuckles though youâre not exactly going to find it here as you might have with VIVIDâs The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody and more than anything else I applaud Braun for not going this route with this film. Yes, there are a few moments when this world-famous porn director is subtly commenting on the mainstream franchise but need I remind you that none other than the modern-day Bible for our present day definitions Wikipedia defines parody as âan imitative work created to mock, comment of trivialize an original work, its subject, author, style or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation.â.
My point is, youâre not going to laugh as much here as youâre gonna get hot over The Dark Knight XXX, A Porn Parody and with a second DVD in the box there is plenty to watch from the behind the scenes making of the movie plus a non-sex version as well.
For more information on The Dark Knight XXX, A Porn Parody, Please visit www.vivid.com.