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Published On: Thu, Apr 17th, 2014

THE SEX FILES: Vivid’s Captain America XXX and The Dating Game XXX

The Dating GameI have two parodies to report on this week from the company that truly does them like no other. Vivid’s Captain America XXX: A Porn Parody and their truly romping The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody should keep you laughing and aroused for a good long time.

Captain America is directed by the champion of porn parody, Axel Braun. The director who just won his 4th consecutive AVN award for Director of the Year, wrote an original screenplay for this super hero ‘retelling’ where our Captain fights for something called the ‘Cosmic Cube’ against the likes of “Baron Zemo,” “Sin,” “Crossbones” and “Batroc.” Aiding the Captain are good guys and gals “Falcon,” “Quicksilver,” “Sharon Carter” and “Diamondback.” As I have mentioned about these super hero parodies from Vivid-and Braun especially-the man understands well what gets his audience excited. The costumes split in strategic places, men and women both keep their masks and boots on and there is such wonderful scene-stealing overacting, one is reminded of live action super hero stuff we all grew up on. Braun even manages to give a nod to the new spate of Marvel movies with a roll-off comic book page opening and some stylized opening shots.

As the man himself says:

“Call me nostalgic, but I like to see my superheroes in their classic costumes, especially if they’ve never been portrayed in a live-action movie…and in my adult spoof  I was able to really go all out, so I’m one happy fanboy!”

Of course there is plenty of sex here and some of the hottest scenes I have seen from the Vivid oeuvre so far. The opening with Aaron Wilcoxxx’s Captain and supremely hot (and busty) Britney Amber reveals some of the best oral work from a man to woman I have yet seen. Truly, Captain America lets this USO girl know he appreciates her efforts. There is what becomes a marathon scene between a led-by-his-lusts Giovanni Francesco’s Batroc, who literally steals every scene he is in and Claire Robbins as Sin. For this one I’d have to say the lady wins the prize for best oral skills, but Robbins’ tease of Francesco throughout, her commanding presence and the very hot sex earns what truly is the best scene of the film.

Ryan Driller as Baron Zemo and Hell Cat Jessica Ryan get into it good at the end, when I’m not even so sure if the whole cube issue has been resolved…but then again who cares? With sex scenes this good, Ms. September paying such perfect and particular attention to the costuming and really, Braun managing such great work (once again) Vivid delivers.

The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody is a wacky re-imagining of an all too familiar T.V. show. A fan of any 70’s nostalgia as I am, the sets and Michael Vegas as host Tim Schlang (actual dating Game host Jim Lange just recently died, FYI) are rendered to the letter by director Hank Hoffman. There is none of the usual innuendo or double entendre so prevalent on the original real Dating Game, or more precisely anything suggested is acted on here.

To be honest, what Vivid gives us here is more or less what we are all wishing for when we watched the actual Chuck Barris hit years ago.

Anikka Albrite’s fantastic white booty is a’ bouncing; Danny Wylde sports a fantastically ridiculous blonde wig as one of the contestants interviewing his three possible dates (and getting into some fantastic sex.) A seemingly sweet-but turns out to be very naughty in the end-Bailey Blue gives it her all, as does Tommy Gun Ash Hollywood and Penny Pax. Watching The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody I couldn’t help but imagine how many more 60’s or 70’s T.V. game show staples Vivid has in the pipeline ready to be made?

Solid XXX parody offerings from Vivid this time around and well worth you taking a gander at. See them at: http://www.vivid.com/.

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THE SEX FILES: Vivid’s Captain America XXX and The Dating Game XXX